Archive for December, 2006

|| 2006

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

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GUY AND GIRL’S REACTIONS TO BOOBS

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SOFTMAN BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS FROM HIS "BIG WIFE"

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GRAPE JUICE

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TEDDY : WHEN CAN I HAVE A GIRL OWNER??

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SEX@SOUL.UTPCHAT.NET

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SHEN : She’s hinting me! She’s hinting me!

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KAHLING : I dunno ar! keefoo is not here, so no lighter la!

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CHUN HOONG : One extra piece of cake oni ma!!kedekut!

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SS : Satay man

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ED : kelisa scandal

 

|| CHRISTMAS

Monday, December 18th, 2006

Copied and passed through : Teresa Kok, Siputeh MP

URL : http://teresakok.com/2006/11/27/a-touching-message/

Dear friends,

I received a story below which touched me very much. I hereby share it with you:

Get out your Kleenex before reading this…
A good reminder: take time to appreciate what you have now.

On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket
to buy the gifts I didn’t manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the
people there, I started to complain to myself: ‘It is going to take
forever here and I still have so many other places to go…’

Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year.
How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it was over. 

I started to curse the prices, wondering if kids really play with
such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, I noticed a
small boy of about 5 years old pressing a doll against his chest. He
kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I wondered who
this doll was for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to
him: ‘Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?’ The old lady
replied: ‘You know that you don’t have enough money to buy this doll,
my dear.’ Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went
to look around.
She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I started to walk towards him and asked who he wanted to give
this doll to. ‘It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring
it to her.’ I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to
her, after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. ‘No,
Santa Claus can not bring it to her where she is now. I have to give
the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when she goes
there.’ His eyes were so sad while saying this. ‘My sister has gone to
be with God. Daddy say that Mummy will also go to see God very soon, so
I thought that she could bring the doll with her to give it to my
sister’. My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: ‘I told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet.
I asked him to wait until I come back from the supermarket’ Then he
showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told
me: ‘I also want mummy to take this photo with her so that she will not
forget me.’ ‘I love my mummy and I wish she doesn’t have to leave me
but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister’ Then he
looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few bills and said to the
boy. What if we checked again, just in case if u have enough money?’
‘Ok’ he said. ‘I hope that I have enough.’ I added some of my money to
his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll, and even some spare money. The little boy said: ‘Thank you
God for giving me enough money’ then he looked at me and added: ‘I
asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money
to buy this doll so that mummy can give it to my sister. He heard me’
‘I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mummy,
but I didn’t dare to ask God too much. But He gave me enough to buy the
doll and the white rose.’ ‘You know, my mummy loves white roses

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my
trolley. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when
I started. I couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a
drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young lady and a
little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left
in a critical state The family had to decide whether to pull the plug
on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able
to get out of the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy in mind, I read
in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.I couldn’t stop
myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the
mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to
see and make last wish before burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her
hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her
chest. I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed
forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his
sister is still, to that day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a
second, a drunk man had taken all this away from him.

Pass this message along and maybe you will help prevent someone drunk from driving.

FRIENDS ARE LIKE ANGELS, WHO HELP US FLY WHEN OUR WINGS HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO FLY.

|| FISH

Saturday, December 16th, 2006

HEY HEY~ anybody knows what type of fish is that? some of my friends said it is kuang. my dad say it’s not. one of my dad’s friend say it is neither kuang, toman or snakehead.

tell me plish~ just to satisfy my curiosity! =)

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|| Newton’s 3rd Law

Friday, December 15th, 2006

    Every student that read elementary physics during 4th year of high school will be introduced to Newton’s Law.

    I believe in Newton’s 3rd Law, which states that; for every action, there is an equal but opposite reaction. That is the simplest law that we can observe everyday. If we push the wall, it doesn’t move, but it exerts an opposite force onto your hand.

    Today, i started to believe Karma. For what evil you have done, evil deeds falls back onto you, 10 times more evil. This is equal to a unit force exerted and it cause 10 Newton of reaction. Impossible! But in Karma, it is.

    I have a friend in a town nearby bidor. he is older then me, almost 40 of age. He has 2 daughters and 2 sons.Lets call him Nokia. He lives with his father, Motorola, who is unable to walk. His mother died quite some time ago due to some terminal disease.

    He is all a guy whom you can called very hardworking in earning money, but he treats his handicapped father like a dog. Motorola lives in the hay with the chickens. I will only mention twice. Yes, in the hay with the chickens.

Not only that, because he can’t walk properly, he crawls.

    Nokia doesn’t even bother to spend a few hundred bucks to buy a wheel chair. Nokia has the money. I know how much he earns.

So sadistic, he doesn’t bother.

    When nature calls, Motorola is unable to reach the toilet in time. (imagine if we are in his shoes.) Faeces scattered on his clothes. Not to mention the urine smell. He never bathe because no one wants to help.

I don’t want to know what Nokia’s father eats everyday.

    Nokia has a wife, SonyEricsson. Influenced by Nokia, she runs away from her village with him and settle down nearby Bidor.

    Yesterday, i received news from another friend, saying Nokia was beaten by his own sons.One of his son is a pusher and another is a lazy bastard who steals for income.

    Today, i saw Nokia with a "panda eye" on his left with some bruises on the neck.Two of his daughters ran away with their boyfriends without leaving a single note.

1:32am 16th December 2006.

|| pink spaghetti strap

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

    got a punctured jeep tyre at my house this morning, so after work, i went to service centre to mend the holes.
    unfortunately, there are 2 holes, which make the tyre unusable anymore. no choice situation, so i bought a new tube for the tyre which cost me RM29.
    i went into the counter to pay for the tyre tube. to my surprise, it’s a girl who is looking after the counter. daughter of the boss i guess. she’s not that pretty, with a spaghetti top on, matched with khakis colored mini skirt.
    hahahahah i just love girls dressed in pink and mini skirt. she may not be as cute as any j-idol, but for me any girls dressed in pink will look pretty! i don’t know why. mind you that i am not perverted and my sexual fantasies doesn’t drift that far!
    for me life continues as usual in bidor. work for my father in the morning at sungkai till lunch time. have my lunch break at home and continue work at plantation in tapah after that.night time would be my happy hour. 2 or 3 glasses of teh o ais limau at mamak with bunches of friends. ends the day at snooker centre with 3 straight games which most of the times, i lose because i’m playing with one of the bidor champions. (it’s called paying "tuition fees" to improve your own skills!)
    it’s already half-a-month since i’m back in bidor. lots of things happened.STPM and SPM students fininished their examinations last week. new record for pregnancy out of wedlock is a form 2 student with a form 1 student. (form 2 male, form 1 female). what else…errm i’ll wrap off now.

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sigh.. a tyre and a pink top~ what a bad match of pictures!

|| RM500 fine on sexy clothes

Thursday, December 7th, 2006

    PAS has come back with a new agenda to stay afloat on media. They are now imposing absurd rule; face fine up to RM500 for clothes that are to revealing and too tight.
    So absurd it sounds that, non-Muslim women are also bound by the rule. GIRLS OUT THERE~ Dare to reveal your navel and cleavage (shape of the buttocks) in Kelantan, namely Kota Bharu, be ready to pay the fine imposed by Kota Bharu Municipal Council.
    How about saris? The nature of the traditional cloth itself reveals the navel. How about cheongsam? It is tailor made tight and sexy. Living in a country where justice and fairness is the utmost principle, personally i can’t accept the new rule imposed by KBMC.

    I believe in rights and culture. A new law shall take into consideration sensitivity of  multi-cultural society in Malaysia before being passed. Women and girls know how to choose their own clothes.
    Talking about sex crimes. Will "PROPER" clothes prevent girls from being raped? Remember the case of Noor Suzaily who is being raped in an express bus? Being a pious Muslim, she wear tudung and baju kurung. Yet she has become a victim. Killed after being raped a few times by the insane bus driver.
    This case happens a few years ago where a couple hold hands and kisses in the public. They are being caught by the enforcement officers in KLCC park. Being angered by the compound and fines imposed on them, the couple brings forward the case to court and unfortunately the hearing is still pending. No more news about the case in the mainstream newspaper anymore.